Things I Feel Like I Should NOT Find Myself Saying...

1) Do NOT touch that dead animal, bird, bug, etc.
2) Do NOT run with that pencil, stick, sharp object, etc.
3) Pee IN the potty.
4) Flush the potty!
5) Do NOT rub your greasy hands in your hair, on your body, on your clothes, etc.
6) Do NOT eat crayons, glue, other non-food items, etc.
7) Toothbrushes are for your teeth. Not toes or other body parts, etc.
8) Do NOT spit your beverage on the table or at anyone else. Drink it.
9) Do NOT jump from the furniture onto the wooden floor. It is a hard surface.
10)Do NOT climb on that pile of precariously-stacked items. Ask for help.
11)Get out of that trash can!
12)Do NOT put your hands in the potty!

(Really, this is an endless list. This one in particular could be just one day in our lives. Give me another hour or two, and I could come up with 12 more...!)