Declan: "Dreams are short stories...like riddles. Except you don't have to answer any questions."
Me: "Did you step on your sister?" Keller: "No, she ran into my foot."
Declan: "Mom, is there a way to have babies when you're not married?" Me: "Uhhhhhh..."
Declan: "I'm going to tie up your hands." Keller: "Well, I'm...I'm going to pee on you!" Declan: "No, you won't. You won't be able to get your pants down!"
Keller: "Mom, do we have the game CHEST?" Me: "Yes, Keller, we have chess."
Keller: "Did we pass the Instruction site?" Me: "It's CONstruction." Keller: "That's what I said!"
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